G5
YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK
    G5              
YOU JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK
     C5                    C5
YOU CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BEER
      G5                 G/f#
YOURE CREDIT CARDS DONT WORK 
                    E5
AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOURE A JERK
      C5                          D5
YOURE WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP HERE


CHORUS:
               G5          D5        G5
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
               G5          D5               G5
IT WOULDA BEEN BETTER TO LET HER KEEP YOU DOWN
 C5                  D5     G5             G/f#     E5
LIVIN WITH A CRAZY WIFE, BEATS AN EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT
               G5          D5        G5
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND

G/f#         E5                                  
NOW YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
         G5     G/f#
WATCHIN COLOMBO
E5
EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
     D5          C5     D5
JUST REMEMBER I TOLD YOU SO

REPEAT CHORUS

INSTRUMENTAL: E5 G5 G/f# E5 D5

              G5          D5       G5
SO IF YOURE THINKIN BOUT SAYIN ADIOS
       G5             D5        G5
WELL TAKE IT FROM A FOOL WHO KNOWS
       G5             G5
SHES GONNA SERVE YOU PAPERS
          C5                C5
MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE
              G5         G/f#          E5
AND WHEN HER LAWYER GETS THROUGH WITH YOU
      C5                  D5
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO

REPEAT CHORUS

IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND