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Well I was thumbing through the channels 
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And I saw a sight to see 
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A so called country singer 
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There singing on MTV 
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Then I began to think 
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Had she ever heard of Hank 
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Had she ever been to Texas where Bob Wills is still the king 
 

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From the Houston rodeo 
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To any old dancehall 
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All the cowboys and cowgirls 
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Know how to have a ball 
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And every night they tip a toast 
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To the Lonestar State 
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Where the women are so fine and the music is so great 
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Cause I wanna two-step to a real dancehall swinger 
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Don?t wanna see no wannabe country western singer 
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Don?t call it country unless you can prove it 
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I want something with a swing to it  
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Well it?s a Texas thing y?all 
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So if you don?t understand 
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Just drop what you?re doing 
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Get here as quick as you can 
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I?d even stop in Oklahoma 
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If it was up to me 
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Cause when it comes to country there ain?t none like Gary P. 
 
(Chorus) 
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That hip-hop rap and boy-band crap is for the squirrels in  
 
San Francisco 
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Yeah Nashville?s making music that sounds like a dadgum  
 
disco 
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Don?t call it country unless you can prove it 
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I want something with a swing to it