EmEvery (022000@1)one in this room has been associated with Whitey,
Either through basketball, or the mall, or the various odd jobs he does around town for 
free or at most a dollar
EmI'm (022000@1)guessing ninety-nine percent of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or 
ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or shortness or his sister when he wasn't looking
EmBut (022000@1)the next time he'd see you he'd still go out of his way to wave and smile and ask 
you about your mother's operation or something like that because he unlike us actually 
cares about some one other then himself
The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst offender of all
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DMy (xx0232@1)life was simply going no were
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DThen (xx0232@1)a tiny little man rushed to my side
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DHe (xx0232@1)should've gotten a big thank you
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     CInstead (x32010@1)he got a port-a-potty ride
                    DI (xx0232@1)was such a sh*t-head
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DBut (xx0232@1)he never quit on me
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     D'Till (xx0232@1)i told him he was useless
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DAnd (xx0232@1)his sister was freaky
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DOnce (xx0232@1)when we were watching Sunday football
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DA (xx0232@1)fuzzy screen was all that we could see
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DWhitey (xx0232@1)came over with a hanger
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DAnd (xx0232@1)spent the game on top of our T.V.
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DAnd (xx0232@1)when the lightning struck him
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DHe (xx0232@1)let out a wicked loud yell
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)              AmBut (x02210@1)we just turned up the volume
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DAnd (xx0232@1)ignored the burning smell we should all rot in hell
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DI (xx0232@1)went to high school with Whitey
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DAs (xx0232@1)a joke I told him to meet me at the prom
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DWhen (xx0232@1)he got there I said, 'I can't believe you thought I was serious'
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DSo (xx0232@1)he ran home crying and slow-danced with his mom
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DWhat (xx0232@1)a crushing blow to Whitey
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DI (xx0232@1)bet you wish you could take it back
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DHow (xx0232@1)could you all be so mean to Whitey?
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DSound (xx0232@1)to me like you are all on crack
Am (x02210@1)                                         EmTonight (022000@1)Whitey was counting on this town to show that we care
        Am (x02210@1)                                      B7But (x21202@1)the first time he really needed us we weren't there
And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Hannukah
It's just not fair
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DBum (xx0232@1)biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Em (022000@1)                                            GmI (355333@1)wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand (Yes)
Em (022000@1)    D (xx0232@1)             Em (022000@1)     DBum (xx0232@1)biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum
Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
                                        
                                            
                                            
                                        
                                                                
                        
                        
                        
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