A (x02220@1)              EPut (022100@1)on your Yamaka
D (xx0232@1)                 EIts (022100@1)time for Chanukah
A (x02220@1)           ESo (022100@1)much funnaka
D (xx0232@1)                 ETo (022100@1)celebrate Chanukah

Whoo~

A (x02220@1)       E (022100@1)          D (xx0232@1)       EChanukah (022100@1)is the festival of lights
A (x02220@1)                          EInstead (022100@1)of one day of presents
D (xx0232@1)                     EWe (022100@1)get eight crazy nights

A (x02220@1)                                   EWhen (022100@1)you feel like the only kid in town
D (xx0232@1)                    EWithout (022100@1)a Christmas tree
A (x02220@1)                                          ENow (022100@1)here's a new list of people who are Jewish
D (xx0232@1)                EJust (022100@1)like you and me

A (x02220@1)        EWinona (022100@1)Ryder,
D (xx0232@1)                   EDrinks (022100@1)Manischewitz wine
A (x02220@1)                E (022100@1)                D (xx0232@1)             EThen (022100@1)spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

A (x02220@1)                       EGuess (022100@1)who gives and receives
D (xx0232@1)                  ELoads (022100@1)of Chanukah toys
A (x02220@1)                     E (022100@1)       D (xx0232@1)               EThe (022100@1)girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

A (x02220@1)                        ELenny (022100@1)Kravitz is half Jewish,
D (xx0232@1)                    ECourtney (022100@1)Love is half too
A (x02220@1)             EPut (022100@1)them together
D (xx0232@1)                   EWhat (022100@1)a funky bad ass Jew

D (xx0232@1)               
We got Harvey Keitel
E (022100@1)                          
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
D (xx0232@1)Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
E(strum once and ring)   E
And yes her boobs are real

A (x02220@1)                EPut (022100@1)on that yarmulka
D 　　　　　　　　　　E
Its time for Chanukah
A (x02220@1)                                 E2 (022100@1)time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
D (xx0232@1)               Ecelebrates (022100@1)Chanukahahaha

A (x02220@1)        EO.J. (022100@1)Simpson
D (xx0232@1)          EStill (022100@1)not a Jew
A (x02220@1)            EBut (022100@1)guess who is,
D (xx0232@1)                                     EThe (022100@1)guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

A (x02220@1)                    EBob (022100@1)Dylan was born a Jew
D (xx0232@1)           
Then he wasn't
Ebut (022100@1)now he's back,
A (x02220@1)                                EMary (022100@1)Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
D (xx0232@1)                                E'Cause (022100@1)we're pretty good in the sack.

A (x02220@1)                      EGuess (022100@1)who got bar-mitzvahed
D (xx0232@1)           EOn (022100@1)the PGA tour
A (x02220@1)                               ENo (022100@1)I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
D (xx0232@1)                              EI'm (022100@1)talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

D (xx0232@1)So many Jews are in the show biz
EBruce (022100@1)Springsteen isn't Jewish
E(strum once and ring)   E
But my mother thinks he is.

A (x02220@1)                 ETell (022100@1)the world-amanaka
D (xx0232@1)                           EIt's (022100@1)time to celebrate Chanukah
A (x02220@1)                       EIt's (022100@1)not pronounced Ch-nakah
D (xx0232@1)                       EThe (022100@1)C is silent in Chanukah
A (x02220@1)                         ESo (022100@1)read your hooked on phonica
D (xx0232@1)                  
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
A (x02220@1)                       EIf (022100@1)you really really wannaka
D (xx0232@1)                    E (022100@1)            AHave (x02220@1)a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!