A9
Woke up in the morning.
D
Put on my new plastic glove.
A9
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
        D
With a little slice of love
A9                             D
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie

Is made of.

E
Just know everything's doing fine
           D
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

A9         D

 A9
Well, I wear this net on my head
 D
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
 A9
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
 D
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
 A9
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
D
But there's no reason to shout.
E
Everybody gets enough food
            D
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

A9      A7

       D
Well, yesterday's meatloaf
                         A
Is today's sloppy joes
        D
And my breath reaks of tuna
                                                  A
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.


Then it returns to the same repeated 2 chord progression.