A5
Woke up in the morning.
D5
Put on my new plastic glove.
A5
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
        D5
With a little slice of love
A5                             D5
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie

Is made of.

E5
Just know everything's doing fine
           D5
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

A5         D5

 A5
Well, I wear this net on my head
 D5
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
 A5
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
 D5
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
 A5
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
D5
But there's no reason to shout.
E5
Everybody gets enough food
            D5
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

A5      A5

       D5
Well, yesterday's meatloaf
                         A5
Is today's sloppy joes
        D5
And my breath reaks of tuna
                                                  A5
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.


Then it returns to the same repeated 2 chord progression.