D
Cheese tomato flan
       A
Crazy little man
       Bm            (4x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G
Cheese tomato flan

         Bm          G
I saw a man on the street
         Bm           G
He was smiling he was sweet
          A
He had a thing going on All about vol-a-vons

       D
Cheese tomato flan
       A
Crazy little man
       Bm                   (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G
Cheese tomato flan

     Bm          G
The man could be french
              Bm         G
And he was sitting on a bench
        A
With a pie on his head And he looked at me and said

       D
Cheese tomato flan
       A
Crazy little man
       Bm             (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G
Cheese tomato flan

(solo)  Bm G Bm G A

      D
Cheese tomato flan
       A
Crazy little man
       Bm                (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G
Cheese tomato flan

          Bm               G
Where he came from I don't know
              Bm               G
But he had somewhere to go
        A
He got up and walked away And as he went I heard him say

       D
Cheese tomato flan
       A
Crazy little man
       Bm           (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G
Cheese tomato flan