D5
Cheese tomato flan
       A5
Crazy little man
       B5            (4x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G5
Cheese tomato flan

         B5          G5
I saw a man on the street
         B5           G5
He was smiling he was sweet
          A5
He had a thing going on All about vol-a-vons

       D5
Cheese tomato flan
       A5
Crazy little man
       B5                   (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G5
Cheese tomato flan

     B5          G5
The man could be french
              B5         G5
And he was sitting on a bench
        A5
With a pie on his head And he looked at me and said

       D5
Cheese tomato flan
       A5
Crazy little man
       B5             (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G5
Cheese tomato flan

(solo)  B5 G5 B5 G5 A5

      D5
Cheese tomato flan
       A5
Crazy little man
       B5                (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G5
Cheese tomato flan

          B5               G5
Where he came from I don't know
              B5               G5
But he had somewhere to go
        A5
He got up and walked away And as he went I heard him say

       D5
Cheese tomato flan
       A5
Crazy little man
       B5           (2x)
Quiche lorraine      He's insane
       G5
Cheese tomato flan