Couldn't sing along, because it was so deep, so transposed it.

Capo on 5th fret

[Verse]

G              C            Em     D
You point and laugh because I am a virgin
G C Em D
Well haha, so's my imaginary girlfriend
G C Em D
I look at her, she knows what Im after
G C Em D
Blow me like a dragon, I'll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

[Chorus]

G D Em C
We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
G D Em C
We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we?re as happy as can be

[Verse]

You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I?m weak ?cuz I?m allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them ?dolls?
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

[Bridge]

G D
Bazinga
Em
Scissors paper rock
C
Lizard beating Spock
G D
Bazinga
Em
I used to play World of Warcraft
C
But then I took a vagina to the cock