Couldn't sing along, because it was so deep, so transposed it.

Capo on 5th fret

[Verse]

G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)          Em (022000@1)   DYou (xx0232@1)point and laugh because I am a virgin
G C Em D
Well haha, so's my imaginary girlfriend
G C Em D
I look at her, she knows what Im after
G C Em D
Blow me like a dragon, I'll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

[Chorus]

G D Em C
We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
G D Em C
We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we're as happy as can be

[Verse]

You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I'm weak 'cuz I'm allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them "dolls"
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

[Bridge]

G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D
Bazinga
EmScissors (022000@1)paper rock
CLizard (x32010@1)beating Spock
G (320003@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D
Bazinga
EmI (022000@1)used to play World of Warcraft
CBut (x32010@1)then I took a vagina to the cock