D Em I remember when there were only one-fifty of you G A D Well, technically one-fifty-one if you are counting Mew, but I digress Em I guess I spent the best years of my little life G A Surfing Cinnabar Island to get 126 Revives D Em And I miss the Pok?mon Centre G A I miss its music too D Em And the way that Snorlax looked like Lapras on water G A D Pok?mon, what happened to you? D Em In the old days, you only got one form of every kind G A I could name all the Gym Leaders, didn?t even have to try D Em But now you?ve shown me Team Galactic and Dark and Steel and eggs G A Oh I want my Red and Blue back when Ditto wasn?t used for sex D Em I miss the cycling road, don?t you know G A I miss the music too D Em And I can?t believe you used to be in black and white G A D Pok?mon, what happened to you G D A Now Legendary means nothing to me G D A Because one-of-a-kind creatures add up to over thirty G D A And I only want three choices for my Eevee G D A I don?t want a rival if his name is not Gary G (one strum only, let ring) And how the hell do you pronounce Sweecoon, Sooisine, Sweesign, Sooisoon, I don?t know G D A I miss holding down the B button when I thought it made it easier G D A I miss surfing to the truck and using Strength to try and move it G D A I miss watching my Charmander evolve into a Charmeleon G D A I don?t accept your Leaf Green, they?ll always be Red and Blue to me D Em Yesterday, I dreamt I was surrounded by Unown G A They spelled the words ?We're sorry on behalf of Nintendo D Em We don?t get Poffins either, and SuperContests are so-so G A And the Pok?dex was fine, it didn?t need a radio? D Em I miss the Team Rocket hideout G A And I miss the music too D Em And why have shinies if they?re so impossible to find G A D Pok?mon, what happened to you G A D Pok?mon, what happened to you D Em And I?ll never again experience that joy of mine G A A A A D Because you are incompatible with my brand new D-S-i
