F5 C5 F5 Bb5 F5 ha ha ha haa Your card got stolen again Bb5 F5 C5 D5 Your country is stupid And so are you G5 C5 F5 Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb5 F5 The details of your card were stolen from you Bb5 F5 They could have stolen your life if they wanted to Bb5 F5 C5 D5 But one bargain bucket was almost enough Bb5 F5 C5 D5 they went to a grocery store and bought some stuff Bb5 F5 C5 D5 G5 In stead of identity theft it was like one guy perpetuating C5 C5 a stereo tyyyype All together now F5 C5 F5 Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb5 F5 Bb5 F5 Your bank security?s lame It must be a zinger C5 D5 It sucks to be you G5 C5 F5 Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb5 F5 In England, we?ve this thing, it?s called chip and pin Ooooooooh Bb5 F5 When you pay by card you put 4 numbers in Oooooooooh Bb5 F5 C5 D5 It?s just like a signature it?s just the same Bb5 F5 C5 D5 But it?s far too easy to write someone?s name Bb5 F5 C5 D5 But guessing a four digit pin is quite hard G5 C5 C5 Be cause its not there on the back of your card YOU MORONS F5 C5 F5 Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb5 F5 Ha haa ha ha ha haa Bb5 F5 C5 D5 It?s so close to Christmas, but you can?t buy gifts G5 C5 F5 Ho ho ho ho ho hoo D5 F5 Ho ho you know you?re not the subject of our sorrowful story D5 F5 Ho ho to victimize you over this would be all wrong D5 F5 Ho ho If we have made you cry this was not our intent D5 F5 Bb5 C5 Ho ho our love for you?s for this indignant argu ment F5 C5 F5 Ha ha ha ha ha haa Bb5 F5 This wouldn?t have happened to you Bb5 F5 C5 D5 if you weren?t so rubbish and careless to boot Bb5 F5 C5 D5 The haters will hate and the owls say hoot Bb5 F5 A5 D5 Say you can't blame us for not giving a Bb5 C5 Ha ha ha ha Bb5 C5 F5 Ha ha ha ha ha!
