E5 I've got a regular problem A5 E5 B5 E5 So my standard break from life is in order E5 I'm having trouble making sentences A5 E5 B5 E5 I'm older but I don't feel any smarter A5 You see I don't know what I said to you B5 And now you're pissed at you know who E5 A5 And I guess I deserve it E5 B5 E5 B5 I wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time E5 I try to leave a good impression A5 E5 B5 E5 But it's hard when my obsession's in a wine glass E5 And when you're only 23 A5 E5 B5 E5 It's not attractive to complain about your sore back A5 Yes I can bitch until my eyes are blue B5 And you're in bed with someone new E5 A5 And I guess you deserve him E5 B5 E5 B5 Wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time A5 B5 You say I'm fixable E5 C#5 A classic case, lack of will A5 I say I don't wanna try B5 I'd rather stay here all night ( E5 % | B5 ) E5 I've got a motivation problem A5 E5 B5 E5 So my standard break from life is getting longer E5 Spent over 30 hours in this bed A5 E5 B5 E5 In two days, I guess I could've phoned her A5 But now that I'm awake B5 I'd rather take a drink And walk down to the lake E5 A5 And beg the sky for lightning bolts E5 B5 E5 B5 I can't waste my time without wasting all your time A5 B5 You say it's fixable E5 C#5 A classic case, lack of will A5 I say I don't wanna try B5 I'd rather sit here all night ( E5 % B5 )
