Allister
None Of My Friends Are Punks
Last Stop Suburbia
2002
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Key: B, C#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
B -  x24442
E -  022100
F# - 244322
C# - x46664
Ab - 466544

Intro: Very Long with talks and messing up

Talk:
B--
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!

Sing:
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks

Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny

Sing:
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
            Bthey've (x2444x@1)got pussy corporate jobs
       E--
So ill sit here like a fuck

Talk:
Hey dude John's 
still playing
(im so sorry)

Sing:
BNone (x2444x@1)of my
E (022100@1)         F#friends (244322@1)are punks
BNone (x2444x@1)of my
E (022100@1)         F#friends (244322@1)are punks
           BThey (x2444x@1)could pull
some long shifts
E(hold)
whoooo

Talk:
FUCK
Ready?

B C#(hold)
N--

Sing:
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
         BThey (x2444x@1)all work at corporate jobs
        EWhile (022100@1)I sit here like a slob
     B (x2444x@1)        F# (244322@1)        BYeah (x2444x@1)none of my friends are punks
C# (x43121@1)      F# (244322@1)        AbAll (xx1114@1)of my friends are drunks
C# (x43121@1)      F# (244322@1)        AbAll (xx1114@1)of my friends are drunks
      C#We (x43121@1)go drinking every night
        F#Looking (244322@1)to get in a fight
      C# (x43121@1)      Ab (xx1114@1)        C#Cause (x43121@1)all of my friends are drunks

Talk:
C#(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did 
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my 
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand

Chorus 1:
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
         BThey (x2444x@1)all work at corporate jobs
        EWhile (022100@1)I sit here like a slob
     B (x2444x@1)        F# (244322@1)        BYeah (x2444x@1)none of my friends are punks

Chorus 2:
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
B (x2444x@1)        E (022100@1)         F#None (244322@1)of my friends are punks
     BThey (x2444x@1)converse with upper class
        EWhile (022100@1)I sit here on my ass
     B (x2444x@1)        F# (244322@1)        BYeah (x2444x@1)none of my friends are punks

Chorus 3:
C# (x43121@1)      F# (244322@1)        AbAll (xx1114@1)of my friends are drunks
C# (x43121@1)      F# (244322@1)        AbAll (xx1114@1)of my friends are drunks
      C#We (x43121@1)go drinking every night
        F#Looking (244322@1)to get in a fight
      C# (x43121@1)      Ab (xx1114@1)        C#Cause (x43121@1)all of my friends are drunks

Chorus 4:
C# (x43121@1)      F# (244322@1)        AbAll (xx1114@1)of my friends are drunks
C# (x43121@1)      F# (244322@1)        AbAll (xx1114@1)of my friends are drunks
         C#And (x43121@1)they like to hum along
        F#While (244322@1)I sing these shitty songs
      C# (x43121@1)      Ab (xx1114@1)        C# (x43121@1)  C#(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks