Allister
Residential Burglary
Dead Ends And Girlfriends
1999
Submitted by: paramore_fans@yahoo.com

Key: F#

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Chords used:
F# -  244322
C# -  x46664
Ebm - x68876
B -   x24442
C -   x32010


Intro: F#-Ebm-B-C#- x4


Verse 1:
F#
  It was just another 
B      C#     F#
boring friday night
when things got a 
B      C#        F#
little out of control
         B
a record player 
    C#    F#
and some cds
            B   C#
is what he stole


Refrain:
        B
well he claims he wiped
    F#
the finger prints
      C#             F#
clean off the stolen goods
         B
but it's too bad he
       F#          C#   C C# C C#
didn't hide the evidence
        C    C#
because he's going to- 


Chorus:
 F#  Ebm
-jail
B
andy is
C#       F#  Ebm
going to jail
B
andy is
C#       F#  Ebm
going to jail
B
andy is
C#       F#  Ebm B C#
going to jail


Verse 2:
         F#
now he's sitting in jail
       B           C#  F#    B C#
with a drunk and a wifebeater
            F#
he says the food tastes weird
        B
and the cell smells 
     C#       F#  B C#
like piss and beer


(Repeat Refrain)
(Repeat chorus)


Outro: F#-Ebm-B-C#- x4, F#(hold)