There aren't really any chords for the song, so this is for the people who cant play the actual tab.

Everywhere there's an instrumental bass part play Em - G - F# - D and repeat

Intro (Tra-la-la...): SILENT
                                           Em       G F# D
In your snatch fits pleasure, broom-shaped pleasure
                               Em     G F# D
Deep greedy and Googling every corner.

Dead in the middle of the C-O-double M-O-N,
Em                                                  
Little did I know then that the Mandela Boys soon become Mandela Men.
                            Em  
Tall woman, pull the pylons down
    Em                     G F# D Em  
And wrap them around the necks of all the feckless men that queue to be the next.
D        A                      D     A                                              
Steepled fingers, ring leaders, queue jumpers, rock fist paper scissors, lingered fluffers.
                      Em
In your hoof lies the heartland
                      Em                                                    
Where we tent for our treasure, pleasure, leisure, les yeux, it?s all in your eyes.
                                           Em       G F# D
In your snatch fits pleasure, broom-shaped pleasure
                               Em     G F# D
Deep greedy and Googling every corner,
               Em    G F# D
Blended by the lights. 

Em - G - F# - D (REPEAT)

END ON D