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F (133211@1)               CI (x32010@1)walk down my street at night
     GThe (320003@1)city lights are strange and violent
F (133211@1)         C (x32010@1)           GI (320003@1)am comforted by the approaching sounds of trucks and sirens
F (133211@1)              CEven (x32010@1)though the world's so bad
       GThese (320003@1)men rush out to help the dying
      F (133211@1)           CAnd (x32010@1)though I am no use to them
  GI (320003@1)do my part by simply smiling

[repeat intro or F   C   G   G x2]

F (133211@1)            CThe (x32010@1)ghetto boys are catcalling me
GAs (320003@1)I pull my keys from my pocket
F (133211@1)           C (x32010@1)           GI (320003@1)wonder if this method of courtship

Has ever been effective
    F (133211@1)          C (x32010@1)Has any girl in history said
 GSure, (320003@1)you seem so nice, let's get it on?
  F (133211@1)            C (x32010@1)              GStill, (320003@1)I always shock them when I answer

Hi, my name's Amanda,

F (133211@1)                            Cand (x32010@1)I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand
    G (320003@1)                          Fand (133211@1)even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am
    Fand (133211@1)I'm not gonna match you
            Ccause (x32010@1)I'll lose my voice completely yeah
GI'm (320003@1)just gonna watch you
           FCause (133211@1)I'm not the one that's crazy

[repeat intro or F   C   G   G x2]

F (133211@1)            CI (x32010@1)have wasted years of my life
GAgonizing (320003@1)up at the fires
     F (133211@1)            C (x32010@1)                 GIt (320003@1)started when I thought that to be strong you must be flame retardant
     F (133211@1)               C (x32010@1)              GAnd (320003@1)now to dress the wounds cause into question

How authentic they are
         F (133211@1)                C (x32010@1)     GThere (320003@1)is always someone criticizing me

She just likes paying hospital
 F (133211@1)  C (x32010@1)    GLying (320003@1)in my bed
     F (133211@1)     C (x32010@1)     GI (320003@1)remember what you said

There's no such thing as accidents

AmBut (x02210@1)you've got the headstone all ready
     CAll (x32010@1)carved up and pretty
      GYour (320003@1)sick satisfaction
       FThose (133211@1)his and hers matching
     AmThe (x02210@1)daisies all push up'n
  CPairs (x32010@1)to the horizons
      GYour (320003@1)hands full of ketchup
      FIt's (133211@1)nice that you're trying
     AmThe (x02210@1)headstone's all ready
     CAll (x32010@1)carved up and pretty
      GYour (320003@1)sick satisfaction
       FThose (133211@1)his and hers matching
     AmThe (x02210@1)daises all push up'n
  CPairs (x32010@1)to the horizons
      GYour (320003@1)eyes full of ketchup
      FIt's (133211@1)nice that you're trying

F (133211@1)                           Cand (x32010@1)I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand
    G (320003@1)                          Fand (133211@1)even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am
     Fand (133211@1)I'm not gonna match you
            Ccause (x32010@1)I'll lose my voice completely yeah
GI'm (320003@1)just gonna watch you
           FCause (133211@1)I'm not the one that's crazy

Yeah...
     FI'm (133211@1)not the one that's crazy

Yeah...

F (133211@1)           CAs (x32010@1)I wake up to a cough
      GThe (320003@1)blaze consumed the block
                 F (133211@1)           CBut (x32010@1)poetically stopped at my apartment
         GAnd (320003@1)my housemates are all sleeping soundly
     F (133211@1)    CAnd (x32010@1)nobody deserves to die
     GBut (320003@1)you were awful adamant
     F (133211@1)          CThat (x32010@1)if I didn't love you
          GThen (320003@1)you have just one alternative

FAnd (133211@1)I may be romantic
    CAnd (x32010@1)I may risk my life for it
    GBut (320003@1)I ain't gonna die for you
      FYou (133211@1)know I ain't no Juliet
    F (133211@1)                                CAnd (x32010@1)I'm not gonna watch you while you burn yourself out baby
   GNo (320003@1)I'm not gonna stop you
           F (133211@1)                                C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FCause (133211@1)I'm not the one that's crazy, yeah
                                              C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) FI'm (133211@1)not the one that's crazy, yeah
                                             (C)
I'm not the one that's crazy...