Intro:
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F5                 C5
I walk down my street at night
     G5
The city lights are strange and violent
F5           C5             G5
I am comforted by the approaching sounds of trucks and sirens
F5                C5
Even though the world's so bad
       G5
These men rush out to help the dying
      F5             C5
And though I am no use to them
  G5
I do my part by simply smiling


[repeat intro or F5   C5   G5   G5 x2]


      F5              C5
The ghetto boys are catcalling me
G5
As I pull my keys from my pocket
F5             C5             G5
I wonder if this method of courtship

Has ever been effective
    F5            C5 
Has any girl in history said
 G5
Sure, you seem so nice, let's get it on?
  F5              C5                G5
Still, I always shock them when I answer

Hi, my name's Amanda,

    F5                              C5
and I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand
    G5                            F5
and even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am
    F5
and I'm not gonna match you
            C5
cause I'll lose my voice completely yeah
G5
I'm just gonna watch you
           F5
Cause I'm not the one that's crazy


[repeat intro or F5   C5   G5   G5 x2]


F5              C5
I have wasted years of my life
G5
Agonizing up at the fires
     F5              C5                   G5
It started when I thought that to be strong you must be flame retardant
     F5                 C5                G5
And now to dress the wounds cause into question

How authentic they are
         F5                  C5       G5
There is always someone criticizing me

She just likes paying hospital
 F5    C5      G5
Lying in my bed
     F5       C5       G5
I remember what you said

There's no such thing as accidents

                    A5
But you've got the headstone all ready
     C5
All carved up and pretty
      G5
Your sick satisfaction
       F5
Those his and hers matching
     A5
The daisies all push up'n
  C5
Pairs to the horizons
      G5
Your hands full of ketchup
      F5
It's nice that you're trying
     A5
The headstone's all ready
     C5
All carved up and pretty
      G5
Your sick satisfaction
       F5
Those his and hers matching
     A5
The daises all push up'n
  C5
Pairs to the horizons
      G5
Your eyes full of ketchup
      F5
It's nice that you're trying

     F5                             C5
and I'm not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand
    G5                            F5
and even if I went with you I'm not the girl you think I am
     F5
and I'm not gonna match you
            C5
cause I'll lose my voice completely yeah
G5
I'm just gonna watch you
           F5
Cause I'm not the one that's crazy

Yeah...
     F5
I'm not the one that's crazy

Yeah...

F5             C5
As I wake up to a cough
      G5
The blaze consumed the block
                 F5             C5
But poetically stopped at my apartment
         G5
And my housemates are all sleeping soundly
     F5      C5
And nobody deserves to die
     G5
But you were awful adamant
     F5            C5
That if I didn't love you
          G5
Then you have just one alternative

    F5
And I may be romantic
    C5
And I may risk my life for it
    G5
But I ain't gonna die for you
      F5
You know I ain't no Juliet
    F5                                  C5
And I'm not gonna watch you while you burn yourself out baby
   G5
No I'm not gonna stop you
           F5                                  C5   G5   F5
Cause I'm not the one that's crazy, yeah
                                              C5   G5   F5
I'm not the one that's crazy, yeah
                                             ( C5 )
I'm not the one that's crazy...