This song is actually by The Jane Austen Argument, but they played it with AFP on the album "Amanda Palmer Goes Down Under" Capo 2 G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) I have a little house Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmClose (022000@1)to town but not to the city D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmFar (022000@1)from home but near my family D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) No water views but so close to the sea Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1)DI (xx0232@1)see, this is how my little life could be G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmAnd (022000@1)I'm filling it with things D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmLike (022000@1)furniture I find on the street D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmAnd (022000@1)all the special things I'd like to eat D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) Pictures of people that I'd like to meet, I'll meet them D (xx0232@1) *Em While I'm orbiting the world *D *Em D (xx0232@1)And it's so pretty and so lonely G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1)Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmMy (022000@1)lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmAnd (022000@1)my sex life has all been plagiarized D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) DIn (xx0232@1)an attempt to meet a harsh deadline G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmI'd (022000@1)like to rent a wife D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1)EmThen (022000@1)rent a husband to keep her for life D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) BmThe (x24432@1)three of us, we could be so happy Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) BmThem (x24432@1)with each other, me with company Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) *Em I'll see them off on a flight around the world *D *Em DAnd (xx0232@1)it's so pretty and so lonely Em (022000@1) DI (xx0232@1)could just die, I might just die Em (022000@1) DI (xx0232@1)could just die, I might just die G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmAnd (022000@1)at my funeral D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmThey (022000@1)will say Tom he was such a nice guy D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmHe (022000@1)went too early but he went in style D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) They'll play my music and then they will cry D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmThen (022000@1)they'll have a little wake D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmThey'll (022000@1)drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) And my mother's little heart will break D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1)And she'll say "Wait there must be must some mistake. Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmHe (022000@1)can't be dead, take me instead" D (xx0232@1) EmOh, (022000@1)but I'm not dead DThey (xx0232@1)tell me I'm not dead EmAnd (022000@1)they say that I'm not dead DAnd (xx0232@1)that I won't die for some time G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1)EmIn (022000@1)my little house D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmJust (022000@1)writing little songs to pass the time D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmWhich (022000@1)incidentally is seven forty nine D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmSo (022000@1)don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmAnd (022000@1)don't you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmDon't (022000@1)you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmDon't (022000@1)you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) EmDon't (022000@1)you worry I'm completely fine, I'm fine D (xx0232@1) GI'm (320003@1)just so fucking fine. *= I'm not sure if this is right. If you don't use a capo, then... G--> A Bm--> C#m Em--> F#m D--> E
