Why hello there Amanda Palmer fans. Hope you have
fun playing this uber easy song =] Oh, and be 
gentle, this is my first tab =P 

[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~] means don't play anything at this 
point in the song. Or you can if you want, it's up 
to you really, it's just that I think it sounds 
better with nothing there.  

Here's the music video for Oasis, it's pretty much as awesome 
as the song itself =P 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4rSq81dosw


[~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~]  G
When I got to the party
                 D (xx0232@1)They gave me a forty
                        CAnd (x32010@1)I must have been thirsty
                        D'Cause (xx0232@1)I drank it so quickly

                     GWhen (320003@1)I got to the bedroom
                     D (xx0232@1)There was somebody waiting
                 CAnd (x32010@1)it isn't my fault
                     D (xx0232@1)   
That the barbarian raped me

                     G (320003@1)    
When I went to get tested
                     DI (xx0232@1)brought along my best friend
          CMelissa (x32010@1)Mahoney
                     DWho (xx0232@1)had once been molested

                          GAnd (320003@1)she knew how to get there
                    DShe (xx0232@1)knew all the nurses
                        C (x32010@1)They were all really friendly
                        DBut (xx0232@1)the test came back positive

        Em (022000@1)               C (x32010@1)            DOh, (xx0232@1)oh, I've seen better days but I don't care
   Em (022000@1)            C (x32010@1)          DOh (xx0232@1)I just sent a letter in the mail

[~~~~~~~~~~~~]   G 
When I got my abortion

                      DI (xx0232@1)brought along my boyfriend
                 CWe (x32010@1)got there an hour
                DBefore (xx0232@1)the appointment

                   GAnd (320003@1)outside the building
                         DThere (xx0232@1)were all these annoying
                    CFundamentalist (x32010@1)christians
                  DWe (xx0232@1)tried to ignore them

        Em (022000@1)               C (x32010@1)            DOh, (xx0232@1)oh, I've had better days but I don't care
   Em (022000@1)         C (x32010@1)          DOasis (xx0232@1)got my letter in the mail

G,D,C,D x2


[~~~~~~~~~~~~]     G
When vacation was over
                  DThe (xx0232@1)word was all over
                  CThat (x32010@1)I was a crackwhore
                D (xx0232@1) 
Melissa had told them
                      GAnd (320003@1)so now were not talking
                  DExcept (xx0232@1)we have tickets
                  CTo (x32010@1)see blur in October
                      DAnd (xx0232@1)I think were still going

        Em (022000@1)               C (x32010@1)            DOh, (xx0232@1)oh, I've seen better days but I don't care
   Em (022000@1)         C (x32010@1)          DOh (xx0232@1)I just got a letter in the mail

  Em (022000@1)          COasis (x32010@1)sent a photograph
         D (xx0232@1)            BIt's (x2444x@1)autographed and everything
  Em (022000@1)              C (x32010@1)         DMelissa's (xx0232@1)gonna wet herself, I swear 

And finish with a G.
Hope it's up to UG's standards =]