transcribed by: pavlovs_son

Eb5                 C#5
There is a boy in a band 
                       Eb5
who is friends with my ex-boyfriends
                    C#5
high school friend, Christian
            Eb5         C#5
A very nice gentleman.
Eb5            
He seems to know me
    C#5
but I can't remember him
F5      
good god forgive me,
    C#5                F#5   C#5
I'm out of my element

      C#5                     F5
And I can't seem to them all straight
         C#5                    Ab5
I've forgotten which people I like
                   Eb5
and which people I hate and I'm waiting
    C#5                      F5
for someone to shake me and say:
F5               C#5           F5
Hey bitch, your wish is my command.
F5             C#5         
Just smile and nod we'll under
F#5                      C#5
Standing infront of the sink 
                     F#5
I believe I've been tricked 
                  C#5                     F#5        C#5
into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.

F#5                   C#5
No use expecting the worst
                      F#5
let the thing run its course
                        C#5
and in time you'll look back thinking
         F#5         C#5
God, how hilarious!

      C#5                          F5
And I can't seem to keep them all straight.
      C#5                           Ab5
I've forgotten which ones I should skip
                        Eb5
and which ones I should take and I'm waiting
    C#5                      F5
for someone to shake me and say:
F5               C#5
Hey bitch! Don't quit
              F5
You're almost there.
             C#5               F#5
Dont give up now make friends instead
         C#5           F#5              C#5
of going out go home instead of going down
           F5
go back to bed


instrumental: F5  C#5 

F#5                    C#5
There is a man on the phone
                    F#5
Who's convinced I'm alone
             C#5         
And I try to convince the poor guy 
          F#5             C#5
that it's way too late.
F#5
He seems to like me 
      C#5                    F5
but I can't relate I would like to get closer
     C#5                            F#5    C#5
But Christ all the time it takes.

      C#5                        F5
And I can't seem to keep myself straight
     C#5                          Ab5
I've forgotten which feelings to show
                      Eb5  
and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting
    C#5                      F5
for someone to shake me and say:
F5              C#5
HEY BITCH! Nice tits!
                 F5
You're broke but then 
               C#5
you're rich in love.
                F#5
You're great in bed!
                C#5
You'll see the world 
                 F#5
You'll knock 'em dead.
            C#5                      F#5
And all the thick books that you've read
               C#5             F5            F#5
will count for nothing in the end.