I did this by ear, and there are a couple of spots I think are just a little off, but 
otherwise it should be good.

Intro: D (7 fr.)

Verse:
     G (320003@1)                               CYou (x32010@1)tell me that you love me when i'm lying by your side
     D (xx0232@1)                       G (320003@1)                  (D/F#)  Emyou (022000@1)tell me that i am the only one who understands your fragile mind
                      Amthat (x02210@1)i'm blind to any evil you could do
           Dand (xx0232@1)that i love you like any other girl could ever do

Gyou (320003@1)love the things that i love
         Cyou (x32010@1)love art and you love books
             Dand (xx0232@1)you love love as much as i do
        Gand (320003@1)you lovee my dirty looks
    (D/F#)  Em (022000@1)      Bmand (x24432@1)you love me right now
   Dso (xx0232@1)how

Single notes: C# (x43121@1) C (x32010@1)    D (xx0232@1)            can   you   love

Chords:  G
        vegemite?
               Cit (x32010@1)tastes like sadness
               Dit (xx0232@1)tastes like batteries
               Git (320003@1)tastes like asses
   D/F# (200232@1) Em (022000@1)         G7 (320001@1)                   C (x32010@1)    
       Cmi (x3101x@1)cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast
           D (xx0232@1)                        Git (320003@1)is the vegemite my darling, or its me

G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)              Gyou (320003@1)have to make the fucking choice
                         Ci (x32010@1)cannot sit with you at breakfast
         D (xx0232@1)                        Gthe (320003@1)very smell of it obliterates my senses
            D/F# (200232@1)      Em (022000@1)                             Amand (x02210@1)if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch
                               Dwhich (xx0232@1)means we can't spend any time together
what kind of relationship is that

G (320003@1)           Cthe (x32010@1)choice is yours, my heart is in your hands
                 Dplease (xx0232@1)wash your hands
               G (320003@1)                  D/F# (200232@1)   Emyou (022000@1)just had vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard

Throughout this bit is just Am and D and Am again

it's all about you isn't it, it's just take, take, take, take
 what about me? what about my feelings?

GI'm (320003@1)Sorry

Throughout the story chords are: G C D G Em Am D (same as verse)

GI (320003@1)love you
        C (x32010@1)                            Dand (xx0232@1)no matter what you eat i'll always love you completely
  G (320003@1)               D/F# (200232@1)           Emi (022000@1)might just always leave the room at meal times
                  Amor (x02210@1)refuse to touch or kiss you for a week
            Dif (xx0232@1)you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth

G (320003@1)               Cyou're (x32010@1)in my heart but put yourself inside my shoes
          D (xx0232@1)                 Gi (320003@1)have to know, it shouldn't be that hard to choose
            G7 (320001@1)                           C (x32010@1)           Cmi (x3101x@1)know it's tearing you apart but it's the way it has to be
          Dit (xx0232@1)is the vegemite my darling,
          Abdim (xx1114@1)(or E7)
it is the vegemite my darling
          Dput (xx0232@1)down the vegemite fucker
          Cm (x3101x@1)        Gor (320003@1)i'll leave.
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