BALLBUSTER - Amanda Richards

G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)GGuess (320003@1)who swings the hammer
    C (x32010@1)                GOh, (320003@1)guess who mows the lawn

Guess who's got to stand up
           DEvery (xx0232@1)time someone does me wrong
      GWell, (320003@1)I'm a patient woman
         C (x32010@1)               A7But (x02020@1)it's about time that I knew
        GAre (320003@1)you ever gonna grow some balls
                  D (xx0232@1)             GOr (320003@1)will I have to do that for you too?

Cadd9
They don't need to be
                      GSwinging (320003@1)down to your knees
               CJust (x32010@1)a pair of eggs
            D (xx0232@1)            Cadd9Or (x32030@1)a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!

G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)GWell, (320003@1)it's all just wasted effort
     C (x32010@1)           GEach (320003@1)moment that I spend

Wishin' and a-prayin', Lord
          DThat (xx0232@1)your balls may soon descend
      GWell, (320003@1)I might seem high and mighty 
         C (x32010@1)              A7But (x02020@1)it's just occurred to me
        GThat (320003@1)if someone's gonna grow some balls
              D (xx0232@1)            GBaby, (320003@1)it most likely will be me

Cadd9
And you don't want to see
                   GHow (320003@1)I can turn the switch
                 CFrom (x32010@1)sweet honey baby
                D (xx0232@1)             Cadd9To (x32030@1)ball-bustin' bitch... Ooooooooooh

G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)GOh, (320003@1)if you ever turn off the TV
           C (x32010@1)               GOh, (320003@1)if you ever put down the bong

I might find it in my heart
         DTo (xx0232@1)write you a better song
    GBut (320003@1)instead of giving flak
      C (x32010@1)                A7Maybe (x02020@1)I should be giving thanks
        GFor (320003@1)the chlorine in the gene pool
          D (xx0232@1)                  GBecause (320003@1)I know you're shooting blanks

Cadd9
They don't need to be
                      GSwinging (320003@1)down to your knees
               CJust (x32010@1)a pair of eggs
            D (xx0232@1)            Cadd9Or (x32030@1)a pod of peas... Pleeeeeease!

G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)        Grow apair... (x02210@1)Yeaaah