yes, he exists...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Indian
http://www.myspace.com/apachei

Just a bit of fun XD

F#..... 
BBoom-shack-a-lak (x2444x@1)a what the people them want
Women them a flex and the man them a chant
F#Ca (244322@1)the '60's style it have fe comeback
                                        C#Draw (x43121@1)fe your hell-bottom block heel and frock
B (x2444x@1)                      F#Boom-shack-a-lak (244322@1)rude boy
Here when we tell them now sir
F#Wind (244322@1)your body, wriggle your belly...

B (x2444x@1)                               F#Wine (244322@1)and go up, wine and go down, Bubble and a rock-a to the new style around
        C# (x43121@1)                       B (x2444x@1)               
Now you fe line it up, and you fe wine it up
           F#Ah (244322@1)do the boom-shack-a-lak till the dance hall full up
F#I (244322@1)say the boom-shack-a-lak are the brand new style...

F#Wine (244322@1)your body, wriggle your belly...
  B (x2444x@1)                              F#Wine (244322@1)and go up, wine and go down, Bubble and a rocka to the new style around
        C# (x43121@1)              BYou (x2444x@1)fe rhyme it up, you fe chum it up
          F#Ah (244322@1)do the boom-shack-a-lak ah till the dance hall full up
F#Me (244322@1)see the English gal a do the boom-shack-a-lak...


F#Wind (244322@1)your body, wriggle your belly...
B (x2444x@1)                                   F#You (244322@1)wine and go up, wine and go down, Bubble and a rocka to the new style around
        C# (x43121@1)               BYou (x2444x@1)fe rhyme it up, you fe chum it up
       F#Do (244322@1)the boom-shack-a-lak till the dance hall full up

SOLO:
F# (244322@1)name="chord_x2444x@1">B
C#, B
End solo

F#Wine (244322@1)your body, wriggle your belly, Dip and go down in a new style
etc...


you can play like this, or use a capo on 2nd fret:
F# becomes E
B becomes A
C# becomes B

will add the solo and other random bits later