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Brian
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Top marks for not tryin'
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So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
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We're grateful and so strangely comforted
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And I wonder
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Are you puttin' us under?
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'Cos we can't take our eyes
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Off the t-shirt and ties combination
      Ab                        Eb
Well, see you later, innovator


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Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
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There's not a net you couldn't slip through
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Or at least that's the impression I get
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'Cos you're smooth and you're wet
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And she's not aware yet, but she's yours

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She'll be sayin' "Use me"
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Show me the jacuzzi
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I imagine that it's there on a plate
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You're whole rendezvous rate
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Means that you'll never be frightened
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To make 'em wait for a while
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I doubt it's your style
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Not to get what you set
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Out to acquire

The odds are on fire
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You are the unforecasted storm

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Calm, collected and commanding

(Top marks for not tryin')
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You leave the other story standing
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With your renditions and jokes
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Bet there's hundreds of blokes
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That have wept, 'cos you've stolen their...


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Thunder
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Are you putting us under?
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'Cos we can't take our eyes
        Ab               Bb
Off the t-shirt and ties combination
      Ab                        Eb
Well, see you later, innovator