G#5
Get on your dancing shoes
                         C#5   E5
There's one thing on your mind
G#5
Hoping they're looking for you
                   C#5         E5 
Sure you'll be rummaging' through

G#5
And the shit, shock, horror
                         C#5   E5
You've seen your future bride
G#5
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
           C#5
For you to say the first word
            E5
So you're waiting and waiting

CHORUS:

G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
                            G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
The only reason that you came
                        G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
So what you scared for?
                           G#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5
don't you always do the same

It's what you there for, don't you know

G#5
...the lights are flashing
                 C#5  E5
Down in here tonight
G#5
And some might exchange a glance
             C#5            E5
But keep pretending to dance

(same chords 'till the end)

Don't act like it's not happening
As if it's impolite
To go and mention your name
Instead you'll just do the same
As they all do, and hope for the best...

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
Well don't you always do the same
It's what you're there for but no

Get on your dancing shoes
You sexy little swine
Hoping they're looking for you
Sure you'll be rummaging through

Oh and the shit, shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waiting and waiting