The Arrogant Worms - If I Were Prime Minister

G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)               DIf (xx0232@1)I were Prime Minister, I'd transform the land

G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)                    DAll (xx0232@1)things would be glorious, under my firm strong hand

       G (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)                            DI'd (xx0232@1)enlarge Prince Edward Island, and shrink the tax on booze

G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)                DIf (xx0232@1) I were Prime Minister, the Leafs would never lose


G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1)               DIf (xx0232@1)I were Prime Minister, French and English, would be gone

        G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)                DThere'd (xx0232@1)be no more two solitudes 'cause we'd all speak Klingon

         G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)              DAnd (xx0232@1)I'd give my buddies jobs, they weren't qualified for

G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)                DWait, (xx0232@1)I'm so sorry, I think that's been done before



G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)           DIf (xx0232@1)I were Prime Minister, Canadians would tan

G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)             DIn (xx0232@1)the Gulf of Mexico, where I'd put Newfoundland

G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)            DIf (xx0232@1)I were Prime Minister, I would use my power

G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)            DTo (xx0232@1)finally make the donut, our official flower

     G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)                DAnd (xx0232@1)I'd make it illegal to sit and bitch and whine

       G (320003@1)                 C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)               DThough (xx0232@1)that might leave Canadians with too much spare time


    G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)            DAnd (xx0232@1)I would be Prime Minister if only for one flaw

G (320003@1)                C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)          DI (xx0232@1)don't think that I could ever live in Ottowa


G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)              DIf (xx0232@1)I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister    (repeat)


     G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)             DI'd (xx0232@1)bathe in Maple syrup and I'd have a talking moose

    G (320003@1)                C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)               DAnd (xx0232@1)Mounties would massage me to keep me nice and loose

     G (320003@1)              C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)              DI'd (xx0232@1)get rid of the Queen, replace her with my cat

   G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)         DAppointment (xx0232@1)to the Senate would be trial by combat

G (320003@1)                C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)           DI'd (xx0232@1)solve all the problems of this country's apparatus
  
    G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)        DBy (xx0232@1)granting every person, nation status

       G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)               DI'd (xx0232@1)encourage global warming, move the jetstream further north

        G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)              DAnd (xx0232@1)I'd ban all politicians, except for me of course


G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)              DIf (xx0232@1)I were, If I were, If I were Prime Minister   
                      I'd be   super   great, and you'd all

G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)             DIf (xx0232@1)I were,     If I were,       If I were Prime Minister 
love me, you'd have to, 'cause I'd make it the law