Starts on G for a while...

G5                       A5
Who's that boy with the honey face?
C5                         D5 
Looks like he should be sedated
G5                              A5
He's all smash and grab in his adidas tags
C5                   D5
All wound up and agitated

      C5                   G5
And I bet he's not a real punk boy
  C5                   G5
I bet he's not a real punk boy
  C5                   G5        D5
I bet he's not a real punk boy-oy

Does your heart go boom when he walks in the room?
Do rain clouds scatter and fall?
Do you feel yourself sigh when he passes you by?
Do you grow a hundred feet tall?

          E5    D5       B5
Do you go bang shang a-lang?
A5
Every time you see him
          E5    D5        B5
Do you go bang shang a-lang?
A5
Every time you're near him
          E5    D5       B5
Do you go bang shang a-lang?
A5
Every time you hear him?

G5
Cos if you don't he's not a real punk boy
If you don't he's not a real punk boy
If you don't he's not a real punk boy at all

Who?s that boy with the ocean green eyes?
In Rough Trade every Saturday
Don't he look cute in his eighties tracksuit
Wish I hadn't thrown mine away

And I bet he's not a real punk boy
I bet he's not a real punk boy
I bet he's not a real punk boy-oy

Do the stars explode when he walks you home?
On a cool and clear evening
Do you wanna put him on like your favorite song?
Or never wanna hear him?

Do you go bang shang a-lang?
Every time you see him
Do you go bang shang a-lang?
Every time you're near him
Do you go bang shang a-lang?
Every time you hear him?

Cos if you don't he's not a real punk boy
If you don't he's not a real punk boy
If you don't he's not a real punk boy at all