No Capo

Intro: D G

G (320003@1)                      CBaby (x32010@1)we've been together for a long, long time
D (xx0232@1)                                                  GYou (320003@1)get home from work and then we just turn out the lights
G (320003@1)                              CLately (x32010@1)I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace
D (xx0232@1)                                                     GLet's (320003@1)put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains

GGive (320003@1)me weed instead of roses
         CBring (x32010@1)me whiskey instead of wine
D (xx0232@1)                                                    GEvery (320003@1)puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time

I don't need a card from Hallmark
       CBox (x32010@1)of candy, heaven knows
        DGive (xx0232@1)me weed instead of roses
                       Gand (320003@1)let's see where it goes

GHoney (320003@1)you don't have to worry
            CThere (x32010@1)ain't no one else for me
D (xx0232@1)                                     GLately (320003@1)we have fallen under the same routine
                                    CI (x32010@1)ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care
D (xx0232@1)                                          GLet's (320003@1)trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear

GGive (320003@1)me weed instead of roses
         CBring (x32010@1)me whiskey instead of wine
D (xx0232@1)                                                    GEvery (320003@1)puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time

I don't need a card from Hallmark
       CBox (x32010@1)of candy, heaven knows
        DGive (xx0232@1)me weed instead of roses
                       Gand (320003@1)let's see where it goes

C (x32010@1)name="chord_320003@1">G D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C D (xx0232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G

GLet's (320003@1)send the kids to grandma
CCall (x32010@1)in sick to work
    DPut (xx0232@1)on some heavy metal
                         GRip (320003@1)the phone off of the hook
   
Go call your no-good brother
        CWe (x32010@1)both know what he's been growing
        DI'll (xx0232@1)be waiting with the whipped cream
                   GAnd (320003@1)baby let's get going

GGive (320003@1)me weed instead of roses
         CBring (x32010@1)me whiskey instead of wine
D (xx0232@1)                                                    GEvery (320003@1)puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time

I don't need a card from Hallmark
       CBox (x32010@1)of candy, heaven knows
        DGive (xx0232@1)me weed instead of roses
                       Gand (320003@1)let's see where it goes

GYou (320003@1)pull out the Polaroid
          CAnd (x32010@1)I'll strike a couple poses
         DOh (xx0232@1)let's get a little wild
                         GBring (320003@1)me weed instead of roses

Outro: G