Verse:
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|---------------5------8---------------------------------------------------
D|-5------8------3------6---------------------------------------------------
A|-3------6-----------------------------------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
12 inches in a foot, two pints in a quart why don't we make it easy...

Chorus:

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--------8-----------------------------------------------------------------
D|-5------6------8------3---------------------------------------------------
A|-3-------------6------1---------------------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
You are drunk with your tradition that has no validity...

Bridge Btwn. 1st chorus and 2nd Verse:

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--------5-----------------------------------------------------------------
D|-8------3------5----------------------------------------------------------
A|-6-------------3----------------------------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Yardsticks are pathetic)

Solo:

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-1-1---1---------------------------1-------------4---3------------------
G|-----3---3-1-3-------0-1-0-----------3-1-3---------0----------------------
D|---------------1-1-3-------3-1-0-----------1-1-1--------------------------
A|---------------------------------3----------------------------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------

e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-5-3--------------
D|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------
A|-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------

e|---------------------------------------------------------7/14-------------
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------
D|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------
A|-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3------------------
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------