Augie March - Victoria's Secrets

Capo 2
Standard Tuning

Disclaimer: 
This tab is not 100% accurate. It is not meant to be; it is meant for covering the song.

Intro
C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-D-C--D----

  Em7                        CO (x32010@1)how my great liberal heart labours,
         Am (x02210@1)                  D (xx0232@1)      CWith (x32010@1)the piss in my rivers and gall, 
           G (320003@1)                 CBefore (x32010@1)the gleaming ceremonial sabres, 
    A7 (x02020@1)                       D (xx0232@1)      CWho (x32010@1)falls on them falls for us all... 

      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks 
        G (320003@1)             COn (x32010@1)that white Victorian box, 
      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks and the gaolers say... 

C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-D----

     Em7                            CSome (x32010@1)nights when I look through her window, 
        Am (x02210@1)                  D (xx0232@1)      CAnd (x32010@1)she seems an old lover to me, 
      G (320003@1)                         CThere (x32010@1)peeling off her black nylon knee highs 
    A7 (x02020@1)                       D (xx0232@1)      CAnd (x32010@1)yielding her breast to the sea... 

      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks 
        G (320003@1)             COn (x32010@1)that white Victorian box,
      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks 
        G (320003@1)             COn (x32010@1)that white Victorian box,  
            F (133211@1)                AmBut (x02210@1)there's nobody home in her telephone bones. 

Am--C--G--C--Am--C--G--C--F--Am--
C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-D-C--D----

     Em7                         CI've (x32010@1)kissed the green gem of the east coast, 
          Am (x02210@1)                 D (xx0232@1)      Cdrunk (x32010@1)the tropical fizz of the north, 
           G (320003@1)                    CPlayed (x32010@1)the far flung sand castles ate at by the Indian, 
A7 (x02020@1)                    D (xx0232@1)      CFroze (x32010@1)in the broken off port, 
      G (320003@1)                        CTo (x32010@1)my blue collar sprawl out the blue stony wall, 
          Am (x02210@1)                         D (xx0232@1)       C (x32010@1)Where the weather don't bother and the sea don't recall, 
    G (320003@1)                      CSometimes (x32010@1)it's a dead man as wide as he's tall
     A7 (x02020@1)                     D (xx0232@1)       Cby (x32010@1)a blue blooded matron, and under her shawl 


      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks 
        G (320003@1)             COn (x32010@1)that white Victorian box,
      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks 
        G (320003@1)             COn (x32010@1)that white Victorian box, 
       FI (133211@1)find buttons and bones, 
     Am (x02210@1)                     G (320003@1)       Ftiny (133211@1)soldiers, toy trains and murder... 
      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks 
        G (320003@1)             COn (x32010@1)that white Victorian box,
      Am (x02210@1)             CEvery (x32010@1)night I pick the locks 
                      C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-Cadd9-C-D-C--D~
and the ladies scream "Vain!!"