Another sweet song from "Happiness and Surrounding Suburbs". Listen to the song for timing 'cause it's hard to convey in the tab, but I'll do my best. All chords are barred and don't go below the 5th fret. A5 A5 Everybody wake up, Welcome to the future D5 E5 D5 E5 There's nothing going on here, Just me and my personal computer. A5 A5 I don't love my family, I think they're boring D5 E5 D5 E5 A5 And when we get together, I'm so scared of talking to them A5 D5 E5 A5 About anythi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing. A5 - A5 - D5 E5 A5 F#5 I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F#5 I don't know where it went, but D5 E5 All my love is gone. E5 A5 F#5 I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F#5 I don't know where it went, but D5 B5 A5 All my love is gone. A5 A5 Everybody wake up, Welcome to the future D5 E5 D5 E5 There's nothing going on here, Just me and my personal computer. A5 A5 I don't love my girlfriend, I think she's boring D5 E5 D5 E5 A5 And when we get together, I'm so scared of talking to her A5 D5 E5 A5 About anythi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ing. A5 - A5 - D5 E5 A5 F#5 I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F#5 I don't know where it went, but D5 E5 All my love is gone. E5 A5 F#5 I haven't had a friend in years, I only have sex with myself F#5 I don't know where it went, but D5 B5 All my love is, D5 B5 All my love is, D5 B5 A5 All my love is gone. A5 D5 E5 A5 Ahh-ooooooooo Ahh-oooooooo Ahh-oooooooooooooo Yeah!