Whaur Will We Gang
(Note that the Chorus is not strummed to the first time)

Chorus
A5               D5  G5                 A5
Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
A5                  D5   G5     A5       D5
If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang? 

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Verse
 D5
We could walk along the Seine
G5
Paris in the April rain
D5
Say the magic words "Je t'aime"
G5              A5
Monsieur and Madame
D5
I hear what you're sayin' flower
G5
Love below the Eiffel Tower
D5
But I get crabbit in a shower
      G5             A5
It's just the way I am

Chorus
D---G-D---G-(into verse)

 Let's go tae some Polynesian Island
Where it's never freezin'
Lovers wed there every season 
By the coral sea
But I'm a' peely-wally white
And my bikini's gettin' tight
And you are no' a bonny sight
In trunks a size too wee.

Chorus
D--- G -D---G-D---G-A

Maybe we are gonna
Get married in Verona
You can be my Romeo
And I'll be Juliet
It didnae turn oot awfy well
They never heard their wedding bells
For they're the pair that kilt theirsels
Gonnae no' dae that!

Chorus
Bridge Instrumental (with pipes)
D---G-D---G-D---G-A (x4) then

D---Dsus-D---Dsus-D---Dsus-A

We maun take the maist and least
Feast or famine tae oor breist
Whether we go West nor East
Matters nocht tae me
The world stretches far and wide
And I don't care whaur we bide
As long as you are by my side
Happy we will be

Chorus x2
Biss x2 N.C.

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