• Song:

    Theyre Not Horses Theyre Unicorns

  • Artist:

    Bayside

Key: F

Tuning: Standard EADGBe

Intro: 
Dm- - A/C# - Dm- - A/C#- - Bb- - Dm- - A/C#--


Verse 1:
       Bb(Hold)
You're pulling out your teeth

And I'm the Novocain you 
             Dm    A/C# Dm
pump in your cheeks
                A/C#  Bb(Hold)
That's why I'm still around

You've got blood running 
Bb(hold)
down your chin
        Dm                 A/C#
But you suffered peacefully
 Dm                  A/C#
(suffered peacefully)


Refrain:
Bb
She was a termite
Gm                Dm
Eating away at my roots
      Bb
I was just a lost soul
    Gm
Who needed a home
      Dm
I was filling a
void with you


Chorus 1:
     Dm              Gm
And I  I can't can't wait
   Bb
til  you see see see
    Dm          Gm
What  death and disgust
    A/C#
Have    done to me
     Dm
And I  spent three
Gm
years wishing
Bb
  For two things that
Dm        Gm
  one day you'd break
       A/C#
And I'd    get to see
    Dm      A/C#        C
How all the choices you made
      G/B         Bb
Would drive you insane
  Bb   F/A Gm F   Dm- - A/C# - Dm- - A/C#- - Bb- - Dm- - A/C#--
I wish we  ne-ver met


Verse 1:
   Bb(hold)
As angry as I sound
That's just the way
                     Dm  A/C# Dm A/C#
I cover up the way I feel
     Bb(hold)
I've been that way 
for years and years
 Bb(hold)
Slave to broken
                 Dm  A/C# Dm A/C#
hearts and sex appeal


(Repeat Refrain)


Chorus 2:
     Dm              Gm
And I  I can't can't wait
   Bb
til  you see see see
    Dm          Gm
What  death and disgust
    A/C#
Have    done to me
     Dm
And I  spent three
Gm
years wishing
Bb
  For two things that
Dm        Gm
  one day you'd break
       A/C#
And I'd    get to see
    Dm      A/C#        C
How all the choices you made
      G/B         Bb
Would drive you insane
  Bb   F/A Gm F   Dm(hold)
I wish we  ne-ver met


Guitar Solo: Dm- - A/C# - Bb- - Dm- - A/C# - Bb - C-


(Repeat Refrain with lower voice)
(Repeat Chorus 2)
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