Intro:

C Em Dm F7M F9

VERSE 1
C                              Em
So you really like her and you want to win her heart

Dm                                  F7M             F9
Well honey your techniques have been so wrong from the start

C                              Em
Because she has a boyfriend and you're really not too cool

Dm                              F7M             F9
So here's a secret guaranteed to make the ladies drool

CHORUS

C                               Em                           Dm
Teach yourself to play guitar, I promise it will take you far

F7M                  F9
They'll be head over heels

C                                     Em                            Dm
Just strum a few chords together, and her heart will be yours forever

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She might love you if you learn to play guitar

VERSE 2

C                                       Em
You can learn to ride a skateboard, or you can learn to dance

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But you've gotta learn guitar if you're looking for romance

C                              Em
So go ahead and get one, you can buy them pretty cheap

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And once you hold it in your hands you'll find a girl to keep

BRIDGE

Dm
So don't waste your bucks on roses

F7M
Even though they're nice

Dm
The girls are gonna love you if you

F7M      F9
Take my advice, so

CHORUS

VERSE 3

C                             Em
Serenade her with a song you wrote for her called baby

Dm                             F7M       F9
You might even be cooler if you play the ukulele

C                                 Em
Just play and F and play a C and she will be most definitely

Dm            F7M             F9
In your arms, and you will see.

BRIDGE

CHORUS

OUTRO
F7M                      G9                C   Em Dm
She might love you if you learn to play guitar

F7M                      G9                C
She might love you if you learn to play guitar