Intro:

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VERSE 1
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So you really like her and you want to win her heart

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Well honey your techniques have been so wrong from the start

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Because she has a boyfriend and you're really not too cool

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So here's a secret guaranteed to make the ladies drool

CHORUS

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Teach yourself to play guitar, I promise it will take you far

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They'll be head over heels

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Just strum a few chords together, and her heart will be yours forever

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She might love you if you learn to play guitar

VERSE 2

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You can learn to ride a skateboard, or you can learn to dance

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But you've gotta learn guitar if you're looking for romance

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So go ahead and get one, you can buy them pretty cheap

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And once you hold it in your hands you'll find a girl to keep

BRIDGE

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So don't waste your bucks on roses

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Even though they're nice

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The girls are gonna love you if you

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Take my advice, so

CHORUS

VERSE 3

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Serenade her with a song you wrote for her called baby

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You might even be cooler if you play the ukulele

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Just play and F and play a C and she will be most definitely

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In your arms, and you will see.

BRIDGE

CHORUS

OUTRO
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She might love you if you learn to play guitar

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She might love you if you learn to play guitar