INTRO: C#5  B5  A5  E5 
 
E5 
Lightnin' bugs buzzin' 'round the piss elm tree 
A5 
I'm a hundred miles from reality 
  B5 
I take a big drag and suck it all in 
E5 
Blow it out the window let it ride on the wind 
 

E5 
I see indigo wheels of purple and blue 
A5 
People on TV look like me and you 
        B5 
There's spiders on the ceilin' and buzzards on the wall 
           E5 
If I could find the telephone I'd give you a call 
 
CHORUS: 
E5 
Smokin' in bed 
A5 
Smokin' in bed 
     B5 
It's bad for my body and good for my head 
          ( E5 ) 
I like to lay around the house and smoke in bed 
 
 
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SOLO: 
E5  A5  B5  A5  B5 
 
     E5 
Have any ya'll ever seen a matress burn 
       A5 
While listenin' to the Byrds singin' Turn Turn Turn 
B5 
I've seen it happen I'm livin' proof 
       E5 
If you don't believe me look at the hole in my roof 
 

E5 
Now I can lay here and look out at the sky 
   A5 
At fuzzy black dragons as they fly by 
B5 
I think it's time to roll me a big ol' fatty 
E5 
Find me a phone and call miss Paisley Patty 
 
CHORUS (2x) 
 

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