E5      A5          G5     D5        E5
I saw a fat fucking bitch eating a snack

     A5        G5       D5             E5
So I went over to her, showed her my crack

  A5         G5         D5          E5
I told her a joke, she started to choke

            A5            G5          D5             E5      A5       G5
Boy, you're stupid in the head, so I showed her my penis instead

D5               E5      A5
I showed her my penis instead




E5    A5             G5
Can I offer you some penis?

D5
(Yeah)

E5    A5             G5
And I promise I have cleaned it

D5
(I cleaned it so well)

E5      A5                G5
Can you show your tits or asshole

D5             E5
Show your big poonani

       A5         G5         B5
You're not number one on my list

                         E5    A5    G5
But your ass attracts my fist

D5                    E5    A5    G5
Your ass attracts my fist

D5                    E5    A5    G5
Your ass attracts my fi-hist

            D5               E5                
I said your ass attracts my fist




E5    A5             G5
Can I offer you some penis?

D5
(Yeah)

E5    A5             G5
And I promise I have cleaned it

D5
(I cleaned it so well)

E5      A5                G5
Can you show your tits or asshole

D5             E5
Show your big poonani

       A5         G5         B5
You're not number one on my list

                         E5    A5    G5
But your ass attracts my fist

D5                    E5    A5    G5
Your ass attracts my fist

D5                    E5    A5    G5    
Your ass attracts my fi-hist

                     E5         
Your ass attracts my fist