This song is even better than The Country Song!
Verse:
G-----------------------|
D-----------------------|
A--22222222-----------|        x2
E-------------222222---|

G-------------------------|
D-------------------------|
A-------------------------|
E--44444444--00000000--|

Chorus
G------------------------------|
D------------------------------|     X4
A--2222-----------------------|
E--------2222--0~~~--2-2-2----|

Verse  x2

Chorus x3

Ending:
G------------------------------|
D------------------------------|
A--2222---------------------2~|
E--------2222--0000--2222----|

That should be it.
Happy Holidays You  Bastard!