Capo 1

verse:

G (320003@1)    Em (022000@1)       BmVulcanize (x24432@1)the whoopee stick
DIn (xx0232@1)the ham wallet

G (320003@1)    Em (022000@1)       BmCattle (x24432@1)prod the oyster ditch
DWith (xx0232@1)the lap rocket

G (320003@1)    Em (022000@1)       BmBatter (x24432@1)dip the cranny ax
DIn (xx0232@1)the gut locker

G (320003@1)    Em (022000@1)       BmRetrofit (x24432@1)the pudding hatch (Ooh la la)
DWith (xx0232@1)the boink swatter

pre-chorus:

CIf (x32010@1)i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
G (320003@1)                    DIn (xx0232@1)lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
CI (x32010@1)brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
G (320003@1)                    DI (xx0232@1)don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus:

G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)    Bm (x24432@1)    DFoxtrot (xx0232@1)Unifrom Charlie Kilo
G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)    Bm (x24432@1)    DFoxtrot (xx0232@1)Uniform Charlie Kilo

verse:

G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)     BmMarinate (x24432@1)the nether rod
DIn (xx0232@1)the squish mitten

G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)     BmPower (x24432@1)drill the yippee bog
DWith (xx0232@1)the dude piston

G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)     BmPressure (x24432@1)wash the quiver bone
DIn (xx0232@1)the bitch wrinkle

G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)     BmCannonball (x24432@1)the fiddle cove (Ooh la la)
DWith (xx0232@1)the pork steeple

pre-chorus:

CIf (x32010@1)i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
G (320003@1)                    DIn (xx0232@1)lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
CI (x32010@1)brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
G (320003@1)                    DI (xx0232@1)don't wanna beat around the bush

Chorus:

G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)    Bm (x24432@1)    DFoxtrot (xx0232@1)Unifrom Charlie Kilo
G (320003@1)     Em (022000@1)    Bm (x24432@1)    DFoxtrot (xx0232@1)Uniform Charlie Kilo