Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang

Intro:  F#  Bb  F  C# (repeat 1x)

F# (244322@1) Bb (x1333x@1)             FVulcanize (133211@1)the whoopee stick
C#In (x43121@1)the ham wallet

F# (244322@1)   Bb (x1333x@1)            FCattle (133211@1)prod the oyster ditch
C#With (x43121@1)the lap rocket

F# (244322@1)   Bb (x1333x@1)           FBatter (133211@1)dip the cranny ax
C#In (x43121@1)the gut locker

F# (244322@1) Bb (x1333x@1)            FRetrofit (133211@1)the pudding hatch...Ooh la la
C#With (x43121@1)the boink swatter


B (x2444x@1)                                                                          
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F# (244322@1)                    C# (x43121@1)            
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
BI (x2444x@1)brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bb (x1333x@1)         C# (x43121@1)             F#I (244322@1)don't wanna beat around the bush


F# (244322@1)    Bb (x1333x@1)    F (133211@1)     C# (x43121@1)Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F (133211@1)     Bb (x1333x@1)    F (133211@1)     C#Foxtrot (x43121@1)Uniform Charlie Kilo



F# (244322@1)Bb (x1333x@1)            FMarinate (133211@1)the nether rod
C#In (x43121@1)the squish mitten

F# (244322@1)  Bb (x1333x@1)             FPower (133211@1)drill the yippee bog
C#With (x43121@1)the dude piston

F# (244322@1)     Bb (x1333x@1)            FPressure (133211@1)wash the quiver bone
C#In (x43121@1)the bitch wrinkle

F# (244322@1)  Bb (x1333x@1)            FCannonball (133211@1)the fiddle cove...Ooh la la
C#With (x43121@1)the pork steeple



B (x2444x@1)                                                                          
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
F# (244322@1)                    C# (x43121@1)            
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
BI (x2444x@1)brazillian wax poetic so unpathetically
Bb (x1333x@1)          C# (x43121@1)            F#I (244322@1)don't wanna beat around the bush


F# (244322@1)    Bb (x1333x@1)    F (133211@1)     C# (x43121@1)Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
F (133211@1)     Bb (x1333x@1)    F (133211@1)     C#Foxtrot (x43121@1)Uniform Charlie Kilo

F# (244322@1)                 BbPut (x1333x@1)the you know what in the you know where
F (133211@1)                  C#Put (x43121@1)the you know what in the you know where
F# (244322@1)                 BbPut (x1333x@1)the you know what in the you know where
F (133211@1)                  C#Put (x43121@1)the you know what in the you know where
F#Pronto (244322@1)