(intro)

               (4x)
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(verso)
D5
Don?t ride your bike off a ramp that?s more than three bricks high
D5
Don?t take that candy from the store if you ain?t got the dime
G5
Don?t pick a fight with a little guy that doesn?t talk that much
D5
Don?t pick up a cherrybomb thinkin? it?s a dud
A5
And don?t sneak out of a 2 story house usin? bed sheets as a rope
G5
Don?t ask me how I know

D5                                G5                        D5                     G5
Sell your truck while it?s still runnin?, save the Jesus off the dash
D5                       G5                                  A5
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin?, save your money pay with cash
G5                          D5                      G5                   D5
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you?re sorry tell her so
B5                   A5                   G5
Don?t drink the water in Mexico
B5     Ahold                 D5      (intro lick here after 1st time)
Don?t ask me how I know

(segundo solo)

(verso)
Don?t quit your high school football team halfway through the season
Don?t bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn?t mean it
Don?t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
Don?t rush off the phone when your Mama calls you ain?t that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa ?fore he goes
Don?t ask me how I know

(refr?o)

(solo)  D5 G5 D5 G5 D5 G5 A5

G5                          D5                     G5          D5
Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,
B5             A5                                G5
Don?t go to Vegas with your heart broke,

B5             A5                                G5
Don?t bum your cousin for that first smoke
B5             A5                                G5
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
B5    A5             D5   (lick)
Don't ask me how I know
D5                                     (lick)
Don't ask me how I know
D5                                     (lick)
I just know
D5                                     (lick)
sell your truck while it's still runnin',  say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
D5                                     (intro)
I know,