A5
Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
  D5
She's too fat for me
  A5
She's too fat for me
  D5
She's too fat for me
A5
I don't want her, you can have her,
  D5
She's too fat for me
  G5              A5
She's too fat, she's too fat
  D5        A5       D5
She's too fat for me



       G5
I get dizzy
       D5
I get numbo
          A5
When I'm dancing
         D5
With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo



          G5
She's a twosome,
         D5
She's a foursome
          A5
If she'd lose some
         D5
I would like her more some



 G5
Can she prance up a hill?
                 D5
No, no, no, no, no
 D5
Can she dance a quadrille?
                 G5
No, no, no, no, no
 G5
Does she fit in your coupe?
 C5                   A5
By herself she's a group
  A5
Could she possibly
 G5
Sit upon your knee?
 A5   D5   G5
No, no, no