C5            E5
The silicon chip inside her head

     F5               G5
Gets switched to overload

    C5                    E5
And nobody's gonna go to school today,

           F5                  G5
She's gonna make them stay at home,

    F5                  G5
And daddy doesn't understand it,

          C5                    F5
He always said she was good as gold,

           F5
And he can see no reasons

           F5
'Cos there are no reasons

     F5                        G5
What reason do you need to be show oh oh oh own 


        C5                E5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        F5                G5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        C5                E5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        F5                    G5
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot

NC5            C5           E5  F5 G5
The whole day down.


    C5                E5
The Telex machine is kept so clean

       F5                  G5
And it types to a waiting world,

    C5
And Mother feels so shocked

         E5
Father's world is rocked,

          F5
And their thoughts turn to

      G5
Their own little girl.

F5                        G5
Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen,

     C5                    F5
No, that ain't so neat to admit defeat,

         F5
They can see no reasons

           F5
'Cos there are no reasons

     F5              G5
What reasons do you need oh oh oh whoa whoa


        C5                E5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        F5                G5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        C5                E5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        F5                    G5
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot

NC5        A5                                 C5         E5  F5 G5
The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down...

C (on 8th fret x4)

            C (on 8 fret)            Em (on 7th Fret)
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now

    F (on 8th fret)        G (on 10th fret)
She wants to play with her toys a while,

    C (on 8th fret)        Em (on 7th fret)
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning

        F (on 8th fret)        G (on 10th fret)
And the lesson today is how to die.

             F5
And then the bullhorn crackles,

        G5
And the captain tackles,

         C5                          F5
With the problems and the how's and why's

           F5
And he can see no reasons

           F5
'Cos there are no reasons

     F5             G5
What reason do you need to die die oh oh oh


        C5                E5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        F5                G5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

        C5                 E5            F5            G5
Tell me why I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays,

        C5                 E5           F5            G5
Tell me why I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays,

        C5                E5
Tell me why I don't like Mondays,

    F5                        G5
I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot

NC            C5         E5    F5  G5   C5 C5 (on 8th Fret)
The whole day down.