Intro: 2D E/D

       D (xx0232@1)                              AmIn (x02210@1)the land of grey and pink where only boy-scouts stop to think
Em (022000@1)                                GThey'll (320003@1)be coming back again, those nasty grumbly grimblies
            D (xx0232@1)                                   AmAnd (x02210@1)they're climbing down your chimney as they're trying to get in
Em (022000@1)                      G (320003@1)                        BCome (x2444x@1)to take your money - isn't it a sin, they're so thin
F#m (244222@1)                             ?D               ?Em        BThey're (x2444x@1)black pockets in the sky, don't leave your dad in the rain
F#m (244222@1)                           ?D             ?C               2F#m 2G
Cigarettes burn bright tonight, they'll all get washed down the drain

         D (xx0232@1)                               AmSo (x02210@1)we'll sail away for just one day to the land where the punk weed grows
Em (022000@1)                       GWon't (320003@1)need any money, just fingers and your toes
    D (xx0232@1)                                    AmAnd (x02210@1)when it's dark our boat will park on a land of warm and green
Em (022000@1)                           G (320003@1)                                      BPick (x2444x@1)our fill of punk weed and smoke it till we bleed, that's all we'll need
      F#m (244222@1)                          ?D             ?Em         BWhile (x2444x@1)sailing back in morning light, we'll wash our feet in the sea
    F#m (244222@1)                            ?D          ?C            2F#m  2G
And when the day gets really bright, we'll go to sea  drinking tea

repeat verse instrumentally 2x
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repeat last 2 lines of first verse 
Outro: 2D E/D