Verse 1:
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The tequilla sun is rising       and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking 
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Put the Binatone on snooze, open up some Special Brews, and start drinking 
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to the biggest mess in town, then put on your dressing gown 
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screw your head on upside down drink yourself into the ground 


Verse 2:
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        The bottles by the sink they're the softest fucking drinks on the market 
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Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone the wagons rolling on, and I'm on it 
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And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice 
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Disneyland or dipsomania, pick a flavour 


Chours:
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Anytime, anyplace, anywhere 
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there's a wonderful world you can share 

Verse 3:
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Try agrophobic, schizophrenic, paranoid attacks of panic 
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Epileptic fit of laughter, twenty five million mornings after 
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And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss, vodka and tomato juice 
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Disneyland or dipsomania, name your poison, pick a flavour 

Bridge:
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Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker, 
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Southern Comfort, mother's ruin, happy hours of homeless brewing 
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Galloways sore throat expectorant, after-shave and disinfectant, 
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Parazone and Fairy Liquid, If it's in a glass you'll drink it 


Chrous:


define:   B5 : xx4442