Chords by Paul Wingham from The Sweet Fantastic.  www.thesweetfantastic.co.uk
For corrections email paul.wingham@virgin.net
I love this song so enjoy!!!



Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise

Verse 1:
C (x32010@1)                             GGround (320003@1)floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives 
C (x32010@1)                                    G (320003@1)    
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts 
C (x32010@1)                                            
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks 
Gtested (320003@1)on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits 
C (x32010@1)                                           G (320003@1)                     C (x32010@1)         
ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate 

Verse 2:
C (x32010@1)                                         GIt's (320003@1)the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown 
C (x32010@1)                                             G (320003@1)  
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars 
            C (x32010@1)                 
We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement 
G (320003@1)                                          
just take the stairs to the bargain basement 
C (x32010@1)                                                   
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle. 

Chorus:
G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)        G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)   
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls 
    G (320003@1)         C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)   
the big shop is open it's a wonderful world 

Verse 3:
C (x32010@1)                                      GTop (320003@1)floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist 
C (x32010@1)                                              GWe've (320003@1)got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. 
        C (x32010@1)                            
We take Visa, Access, American Express 
G (320003@1)                                           
patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best 
C (x32010@1)                                      
clothes for all ages, mothers and babies 

Chorus:

Verse 4:
C (x32010@1)                                      
Going down for all the things you missed 
        G (320003@1)                                        
all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist 
          C (x32010@1)                                     GWe've (320003@1)got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits 
  C (x32010@1)                                             
A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys 
          G (320003@1)                                           
We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies 
C (x32010@1)                                
Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum, 
G (320003@1)                                              
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans 
C (x32010@1)                                      G (320003@1)                               CLadies (x32010@1)and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful 


Ending: C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)