Intro:
C5 - A5 - E5 - G5

          C5       A5
Oh my god
                  
What if we had an accident?
         E5      G5
Oh my god
                       
            C5       A5
'Till your dead

Thats how long you're a parent
             E5       G5
'Till your dead

              F5                                 A5
You know I meant what I said
                                E5
I think you'd be a good mother
              F5                               A5
But, honey, look at us now
                                 E5
We barely support each other

            C5          A5
Take the pill

I know it makes you crazy
             E5           G5
Take the pill

             C5             A5
Call in sick

I'll get some movies
             E5          G5
Call in sick

                F5                                 A5
I know your mom was your age
                                  E5
When she had your brother
                F5                                 A5
But, honey, look at our lives
                                  E5
How could we support another?

                F5                     A5
We could be killers,
                    C5
 just for one night