Chords:
E   022100
A2  x02200
B   x24442
F#m 244222

INTRO: E A2 (x3) E

E (022100@1)        A2New (x02420@1)teeth, that's wierd.
E (022100@1)           A2Gimme (x02420@1)a minute, get my mouth in gear,
E (022100@1)             A2 (x02420@1)                        E(stop) (022100@1)Just wanna check that everything still works.

E (022100@1)   A2Legs! (x02420@1)Still got legs,
E (022100@1)           A2And (x02420@1)theres life in this old horse yet,
E (022100@1)                   A2 (x02420@1)    B (x2444x@1)                        (stop)
And I know there's gonna be an awful lot of running to do.

Geronimo!

EHead, (022100@1)shoulders, knees and toes,
A2Don't (x02420@1)talk about that nose,
F#mAnd (244222@1)what a chin, I think thats everything.
B (x2444x@1)                                   
I'm good as new... but still not ginger.

REPEAT INTRO

E (022100@1)        A2New (x02420@1)mouth, new rules,
E (022100@1)            A2Brand (x02420@1)new me, but I'm no fool. 
E (022100@1)              A2 (x02420@1)              E (022100@1)              (stop)
I gotta get some food inside me, I'm still cooking.
E (022100@1)                  A2Apples! (x02420@1)No, apples are rubbish,
E (022100@1)                  A2I (x02420@1)hate apples, lets try something scottish,
E (022100@1)    A2 (x02420@1)                  Efried! (022100@1)But not evil beans, are you trying to make a zombie of me?
E (022100@1)              A2Nows (x02420@1)whats this, fish fingers and mustard?
BI (x2444x@1)gotta feeling it'd be better with custard...

The worst part is that it's actually kinda tasty...
Allons-y!

EHead, (022100@1)shoulders, knees and toes,
A2Don't (x02420@1)think about that nose,
F#mAnd (244222@1)what a chin I think thats everything.
BI'm (x2444x@1)good as new...

But still not ginger.

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