Okay, this is the first thing I submit (oh yaaay!). I figured it out on my own and 
I think it comes close so have fun :)

Capo +1
               A (x02220@1)           D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)               DHe?s (xx0232@1)wearing cargo-pants and raybans, he blows through the door

A (x02220@1)         D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)      DHe?s (xx0232@1)into phychedilia and blues

A (x02220@1)              D (xx0232@1)             A (x02220@1)        DHe?s (xx0232@1)quoting Clement Greensberg, he?s pacing the floor

A (x02220@1)                          A (x02220@1)         A (x02220@1)   
Each word comes out as sweet as vermouth

E (022100@1)                     D (xx0232@1)              AModernist (x02220@1)french painting was never so interesting

E (022100@1)                        D (xx0232@1)              C# (x43121@1)I?d like to spend my every night and weekend in auditorium D

F#m (244222@1)         D (xx0232@1)                    BmOh (x24432@1)Howard! You?re sight for sore eyes to see

F#m (244222@1)      D (xx0232@1)                            AOh (x02220@1)Howard! You don?t know what you?re doing to me

D (xx0232@1)                            F#mYou (244222@1)don?t know what you?re doing to me,no

D (xx0232@1)                    DDD    
You don?t know what you do

A (x02220@1)    D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)        D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)        D (xx0232@1)A (x02220@1)      D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)       D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)     A (x02220@1)      A (x02220@1)      ABabababaaa (x02220@1)babababaa

A (x02220@1)            D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)         DI?m (xx0232@1)never late to lecture, sit way in the back

A (x02220@1)             D (xx0232@1)         A(strum (x02220@1)once)
And try to keep my hands at my sides

A (x02220@1)            D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)           D (xx0232@1)  
I?m not looking at the paintings and I know that it?s wrong

A (x02220@1)             D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1) A7Cuz (x02020@1)I hear he?s got a kid and a wife

E (022100@1)                  DBut (xx0232@1)I love when he says my name

D (xx0232@1)                          A"Charlene, (x02220@1)how can I help you today?"

D (xx0232@1)                         A (x02220@1)           BmAs (x24432@1)my words fall down all over the place but no matter

Bm (x24432@1)                                  C#He (x43121@1)makes my heart patter, I?d have him chatter my whole life away

D (xx0232@1)                    C# (x43121@1)      E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)   BAll (x2444x@1)through the day ... ooooh ooooh oooh ooh

A (x02220@1) 
Oh I?m thinking this could be bad

C# (x43121@1)                                     F#mAfter (244222@1)all, you?ve been here just as long as my dad has

D (xx0232@1)                                   EBut (022100@1)age is but a number so I?m still gonna say:

D (xx0232@1)                                     EWhat (022100@1)a mind! What a man! Howard, marry me today!

D (xx0232@1)                              ACuz (x02220@1)you?re handsomer than George Clooney

D (xx0232@1)                          F#mYou?d (244222@1)never mention your Harvard degree

D (xx0232@1)                    F#mYou (244222@1)like the word burgeoisie and

D (xx0232@1)                                         F#m (244222@1)         D(let (xx0232@1)ring)                
You don?t know what you?re doing to me no you don?t know what you do...

A (x02220@1)       D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)           D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)          DTo (xx0232@1)me! Wohooo wohoooo wohooooo ooooooooooh

A (x02220@1)     D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)       D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)      A (x02220@1)      A (x02220@1)       A(end (x02220@1)on A7)
Babababaa babababaa

Well that's it! I hope you had fun playing! Soon there will be more Charlene Kaye chords here :)
  ...NiniBee47